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Were you born knowing what a carb spacer is? You could have taken the 5 seconds to tell her what a carb spacer is, then she would be one step on her way to being a better auto parts person. A friend of mine started working at NAPA when he was around 18 knowing very little about cars but...

I started reading, assumed it was a joke and started scrolling down without even looking, then I saw the man out of the corner of my eye as I scrolled down. What does it count as when you find him without even looking?

My uncle showed me a field manual from when he was in the Marines, it said "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not your friend".

The claim that it was due to snow sounds dubious to me... I see this so often in NYC (due to vandalism) that I don't even usually notice it anymore.

Blue Man Group uses something that's basically the same idea. Check them out if you ever get the opportunity, it's a great show.

Poor timing or...?

If a state seceded I would honestly consider moving there at this point.

Amazing how much money people will spend to make their cars look like utter crap.

...That joke taught me something that years of English classes never could.

He's gonna fix it up "someday"

I wonder at what point that idiot thought to himself "I wish I had bought a real car"

:toothy10: Best joke I've heard in a long time.

My favorite is and always shall be... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU

I wish both trucks and bridges would give real measurements. I've driven a few 13' trucks under 12' overpasses, without a problem. Someday I'll probably run out of gas in a 12' truck delivering a 13' bridge.

I actually did see the 2nd one. Did the 1st one actually air anywhere?

I would probably return it, but that is very funny!

^You mean Rosie O'Donnel?

Pickle Slicer has been around for years. I think Larry the Cable Guy even used it, or a version of it.

I had one installed for its effectiveness in reducing side fumbling.

Yeah I saw this before too. It's all because he doesn't know what a tap is and doesn't know how to use an ez-out (and didn't bother to try because he already messed it up by trying to use a tap... don't know what he was thinking there).

Yeah it's not uncommon.

It actually is not a lamp, it is what we think it is. Type in "lamp is a lie" in google.

My 1972 Coronet's name is Heather, my Kawasaki Concours's name is Courtney. I named the car Heather after Heather Graham solely to piss off a girl I was with. I named my guitar Jackie for the same reason :D

Awesome, looked like a kid driving a remote control car the way he was going in circles :D

+1 I don't have a picture, but I've been to this rich guy's mansion, he used to have a neighbor with a mansion too. They didn't like each other. His neighbor moved out, this guy bought his neighbor's mansion and turned it in to a horse stable.