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THANKS!!

Make it "John Smith".

There is more truth to this than you can believe. There is talk that this could end up being similar to a national fingerprint data base.

I take the Reuben home and throw it in my George Foreman grill to eliminate some of the soggy-ness. Comes out crispy on the outside.

As a kid, still am a kid only older, I figured I could ride down our alley and turn into the garage WITH MY EYES CLOSED. Made it safely to the garage, but ran smack dab into the stucco door frame. Neighbor lady across the alley had friends over playing cards on the porch. They saw everything...

One thing those of us who live in the northern states can do that can't be done in the southern states is walk on water in the winter. My daughter-in-law, who is from Houston, has not been willing to try it.

I just had to be careful not to wack mine down with the rider mower. Leaving them up this year left the neighbors guessing.

I never had to take mine out this year. Had a big snowfall late in April and we have had traces of snow already this fall. Mine are just part of the landscape.

Soooooooooooooooo, what does the "southern version" look like?

My highly prized Valiants thank you.

Sing to the Batman theme song: Dartbird da da da da da da da................... Dartbird!!

A duck walks into a drug store and waddles up to the pharmacy counter. The pharmacist leans over the counter and asks the duck what does he want. The duck sez "Give me some Chapstick and put it on my bill."

A priest, a minister and a rabbi are in a bar debating when life begins. The priest says life begins at conception and the minister argues that life begins when their is a heartbeat. The rabbi just sits there drinking his Temple wine. The priest and the minister are getting nowhere in their...

Italian driving shoe

Carnac the Magnificent - Voodoo What collects on your voo if you leave it outside all night

Same drugstore: A duck walks in and goes up to the counter. Same clerk asks the duck what can he help him with. The duck answers: "Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill."

One of these isn't mine!!

It certainly is a "head turner". Always turn your head when you're going to barf.

"Guess what Dear, I learned what 'Merge Ahead' means"

"again"?? Hmmmmm, sounds like a pattern here.

That'll leave a mark.

Boinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

"Hello....................After the test drive, I've decided not to buy the car. Can you come get me?"

'Cuda bait car.

" This is 'honest as the day is long' Samples. Call me at BR-549 about this beauty." HEE HAW!

Another boat launch ramp disaster.

"My big brother doesn't know she'll get the Barracuda and he'll get the wagon in the divorce."

Early "jumper" build.

"Please raise your right hand and repeat after me.............................."

"Dukes of Hazzard" stand-ins (including the car).