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Lori and I were returning from Carlisle, stopped at a Hotel. The Lady checking us in asked what brought us to town. Said we where on the run from the police and needed a place to stay for the night. It took her a few seconds to get it but here look in the mean time was priceless.

That guy should be a politician.

Pass Port. Had to jump through a bunch of hoops to get a new one.

Great. Just a FYI the beach photo is Lake Geneva Wi. The building and beach are still there and look the same.

Yes she did happy to say.

Agree. Been there twice with my wife.

Perhaps she had teeth down there as well

So the prospector had been in the mine for weeks and decides to go to town. He enters the local bar and tells the bartender I want a room, the nastiest ***** you have and a case of bottled beer. There is a knock on the door, he opens it and sees the nasties ***** he had ever seen with a case of...

My old man kept a special belt in his closet. When he felt the need to use it I had to go and get and give it to him. That was a long *** walk, and did I get it!

You can't. Laughed my *** off!

Saw this one at a MacDonald's on the way to Florida

Straw are for ladies.

Think they came on just for a second

Looked like he hit the brakes at the crest of the angulation and the car got loose. Like Road America, NEVER brake in the kink. Long time before he lives that one down!

Well to be a little kinder it could be said it was so cold this winter the Attorneys had their hands in their own pockets.

At dinner Johnny's father asked what he learned t school today? Johnny hesitated and said, anal sex. Is there really such a thing Johnny asked? Yes the father replied where do you think Attorneys come from.

Hope he has 911 on speed dial!

Seems as though Pres. Elect Trump found the building materials he needed to build the wall when 60 million Dems **** a brick when they realized he won the election!