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It probably was influenced by the fact that I was taking Criminal Justice classes at that time too. LOL

OK I know this is goofy. But tonight I found a bunch of old stuff I wrote years ago and some of it made me chuckle. I wrote this on 12-24-1997. Probably while waiting on my kids to go to sleep. LOL Memo from North Pole Police Department Re: Christmas cancellation It is my sad duty to report...

I used to write a lot of goofy, funny stuff for fun. Tonight I found a bunch of my old stuff and was reading it. If you liked this, read my Christmas is cancelled thread.

I wrote this several years ago. (9-4-1996 to be exact) I thought some of the Mopar guys might want to see it. I am in NO WAY making light of what he did. And yes he did it. If it causes a controversy, I am asking the mods beforehand to delete it. Letter from O.J. Simpson That woman is a...

1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great...

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground... 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like...

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the...

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LOL Good one!! I used to work with a guy named Sam and he would always introduce himself as I am Sam. Sam I am. Got a laugh every time.

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LOL LOL And the little girl was scarred for life! LOL

The worst part is she probably got lots of emails. This is what happens when you have a society where anything goes. Guess who is paying for those kids? It sure aint daddy. As far as why didnt daddy hang around, I assume the concert was over and they had to clear out of the bathroom. LOL

Cool story. My wife, Rhonda, was going to help her dad wash his 68 Barracuda when she was a kid. She used a wire brush!!!

Where the heck did you find that anyhow?

I think my Valiant owns me but....that was funny!! The scary part is some of the descriptions fit me and I am only 43!! Wait til Rhonda sees what is in store for us.

Dayyyum!!!!

Lol

We had one here who was pulling people over. Too funny that he had a car stopped when a REAL cop drove by. LOL

Look up Fake Invoice. I laughed so hard at the invoices.

Look up Surrogate Father on that site. LOL

I guess this is the modern version of a crank call.

OMG, there is some wrong stuff on that site. LOL Wood Chipper Rental Posted at: 2009-12-23 11:41:39 Original ad: 670cc commercial wood chipper/shredder for sale. Little bit of rust but works great. Contact Joe - ***********@gmail.com $4000 OBO From Me to ***********@gmail.com...

LOL That was funny!

Two crashes and he still has a pilots license?

At least you werent throwing up. Wouldnt that be a worse criticism of her cooking ability? LOL

I sent that to my wife. LOL

Funny!!

You mean this guy? LOL He is the new head of security at Wal-Mart. That place will be like the library now! And shoplifting cases will disappear. If you see this guy in Wal-Mart, walk away. LOL

Me too.

LOL Good one.