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Scrolling back up: I wish I had knocked some punks harder than I did, and wished I would have followed that punch with a second. Wish I had stayed a GM line tech, even though I was driving their competitor car. Wish I had spent more time, enjoying life, instead of being so street competitive...

lol, my ex wife used to laugh at me trying to figure it out. Down to one, now also.

Heck, I can't remember the 8, only the gist. 62 now; can take a nap standing up- always felt guilty about a nap after a hard day of fishing, when in my 30's- those where better naps than I get now. Walking into a room, or all the way out to the shop- stand there; what did I want? walk back...

Wasn't fair, because the chebby was still on the brakes? Let me tell you how it works. Had a 352 Bronco, loud mouth neighbor of my friend; car lizard guy for GM. Came over bragging about how much power the Chebby had, after an hour of it, I asked if he had a strap? He did. Hooked up, big...

As soon as the strap is tight, it is a green light.

That was funny. It usually takes 18 silver bullets for me to fathom out the universe (or a woman's line of reasoning; did I use the words woman and reason in the same sentence?). woman- only the left side of the brain is functional; right side never got fully developed;but it has enough...

What a dic&head. I'm 61, and if I saw that ad, there would be blood. And not mine, maybe my knuckles.

A buddy and his younger wife were riding with me. Old f@rt cut me off. I started in on him; old f@rt, etc. His wife starts laughing and says " I think he's younger than you". My reply :I still know how to drive". Driving, or behind a shopping cart- mentally batching about all these old azzes in...

You get up out of the chair, making little whimpering sounds, walk into another room, and stand there. What did I wont to do? You have something important to hide, so you find a good spot. It is gone forever.( I have torn my shop apart several times, looking for my fender tag;nada). While...

Get a cat...

I used to rehab HUD housing. They have more tv's than we do. The eat better than us. There car costs more than my work truck. And they have more guns.

So stay out.

Lol, never answer a woman's question, until you think through the possibilities of how she will interpret it. And 60%- you screwed up.

Guess my old butt still enjoys; all I saw was boobs.

You guys got me going, the stories we could tell. About 7 years old, I got tired of the little sound my cap pistol made, so my superior brain figured out that this might work. Remember how the caps, in rolls, came in a roll of 5? So I find a concrete block, lay the whole roll of 5 on it, go get...

Lol, used to love it when anybody could buy black powder, used to abuse that stuff all the time. Then we decided we had it figured out; powder, pvc. some silicone caulk, and waterproof fuses. We killed a bunch of fish, and, if you tied a heavy weight to the pipe bomb, all kinds of old crap of...

Google judge, can't remember make, but it shoots .410 or a .40, if I remember. Awesome small 5 shot revolver.

I hid something important in 1988; still can't find it.

Just wait, as you get older, it gets worse. I have keys in my wallet, hidden in my well house....

lol, this is saved.

lol, it's just a spider, that want's nothing to do with you. Eats your bugs.

Seen them a lot; Down here in North Fl, we have them, and what we call banana spiders- as big as your hand. they will stretch a web 6 feet plus. Hunting, walking through the bushes, you are looking down, for the rattlers; all of the sudden, your face is in a web,very sticky, with a spider from...

lol, when I saw the title, thought it was a quote off ebag.

missed #1

About 30 years ago, a bud bought a 7mm magnum, so some go out in the woods for sighting in test. He spys an old engine block, and that being a bad azz rifle, shot the block.... He used to drink Old Milwaulkee. A piece of the bullet flew back, and hit him in the chest, but not too deep. He...

when welding, never wear a polyester shirt, than crap burns and melts onto your skin.

That reminds me, another time, I lived in a house that had a carport, the concrete was so slick, and any humidity (duh, Florida) would cause the concrete to get a bead of moisture on it. Busted my *** twice, just trying to carry groceries in. Then one day, I was laying under the '46 Ford F1...

I was using a stick welder, hole in boot. A big piece of slag found that hole. By the time I finished rolling on the ground, pulling my boot off, I had a 3rd degree burn on top of my foot, 1/4" deep. I learned to watch placement of my feet after that one, lol.

Been there, done that...more than once...

I ate it, and can still spell. lol A bud's son got the attitude- I don't need to worry about hs graduation and spelling; I have a computer. I asked him, if you want to look up something, you think the computer can read your mind? He thought so, and got his butt kicked, until he was talked into...