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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

A Dog Named Sex Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I called mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I would like to have one...

Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision...

when I was putting the scamp together, we had one of those ''really'' moments, you know the phone commercial, the wife came out to the garage and wanted me to go in for sex, I told her to give me 10 minutes and I'd have the back seat in, and we could knock one off, then I could finish working on...

did you actually watch this? because he's a a$$hole

my mom used to say"don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you"

they put a wedding ring on it and it quit putting out.:sign10:

got em all I'm 46 but feel older after that:-D

Well said, my hat is off to the Men and Women in any branch of service past,current and soon to be, anytime I run into one of these fine people at a bar ballgame or wherever the beer is on me.

thanks ( he replies wiping coffee from the screen):toothy10:

the wife told me we could no longer afford beer, and that I would have to quit drinking:angry7: then I caught her spending $65.00 on makeup](*,) so I asked her why I had to give up things but she didn't? she said she needed the makeup to look pretty for me:love1: I told her thats what the beer...

I'm not smart enough to post it here, but search this dronkrn.wmv the go to index of fun channel and click that link, maybe someone with the know how can post it on here

My great great great great great grandpa was a gladiator in the days of ole.:farao: any way the did this or that and made ceaser unhappy:bootysha: well ceaser had a plan to do ole grandpa in, he had a lion that he fed twice a day for 3 weeks and then he starved his lion for 2 weeks. he dug a...

17 out of 18 missed a cheby one so I dont feel bad:thebirdm:

On a septic tank truck MY WIFE KEEPS HER NOSE OUT OF MY BUSINESS

I'll start saving now:sith::drinkers:

My Old Plymouth Ain't Running

when I walk in a bar I pick out the fuglyest chick there, when she starts looking good I get the **** out of dodge:drinkers: