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A Dog Named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him Rover or Spot. I called mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.
When I went to the City Hall to renew the dogs license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, I would like to have one too! Then I said, But she is a dog! He said he didnt care what she looked like. I said, You dont understand. I have had Sex since I was nine years old. He replied, You must have been quite a kid.
When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex. He said he didnt want to hear about my personal life. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. My family is barred from the church now.
When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that as long as we paid the bill, he didn't care what we did in the room. I said, You dont understand Sex keeps me awake at night. The clerk said, Me too!
One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. You dont understand, I said, I hoped to have Sex on TV. He said, "Now that everyone has cable, that's no big deal anymore."
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but my wife wants to take Sex away from me. The Judge said, Me too!
I left my dog at the Veterinarian. When I went to pick him up I said, "I've come for my dog." She said, "Which one, Spot or Rover?" I said, "I'm here for Sex." She slapped me. After I straightened out the misunderstanding, I asked if Sex was good for her. She slapped me again.
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 oclock in the morning. I said, Im looking for Sex.
My case comes up next Thursday.
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him Rover or Spot. I called mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.
When I went to the City Hall to renew the dogs license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, I would like to have one too! Then I said, But she is a dog! He said he didnt care what she looked like. I said, You dont understand. I have had Sex since I was nine years old. He replied, You must have been quite a kid.
When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex. He said he didnt want to hear about my personal life. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. My family is barred from the church now.
When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that as long as we paid the bill, he didn't care what we did in the room. I said, You dont understand Sex keeps me awake at night. The clerk said, Me too!
One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. You dont understand, I said, I hoped to have Sex on TV. He said, "Now that everyone has cable, that's no big deal anymore."
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but my wife wants to take Sex away from me. The Judge said, Me too!
I left my dog at the Veterinarian. When I went to pick him up I said, "I've come for my dog." She said, "Which one, Spot or Rover?" I said, "I'm here for Sex." She slapped me. After I straightened out the misunderstanding, I asked if Sex was good for her. She slapped me again.
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 oclock in the morning. I said, Im looking for Sex.
My case comes up next Thursday.
