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Staged pic, it's water :(

Hump Day!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

It's hump day!!!!!

MOUSE BALLS I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite genuine. The...

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up for an interview. One is a retired golfer in his sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so...

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Hope the biatch got the point

Lol

Way cool, turn it all the way up!!! Only way to listen to Thunderstruck!!!

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Pretty funny

Not at all, looks good. now this looks like a fat "bum"

Good one, nice to start the day with a chuckle :D

This most recent development in carburetors may spell the end to fuel injection and take us back to carbs!!! http://videos2view.net/more-power.htm

a couple more..

:laughing: HaaaHaaaa :laughing: :laughing:

I used to give blood in memory of my father because he did it. I had to get over a phobia of needles after having water on the knee and watched them suck it out with a needle. Heck I even passed out getting a novicane shot at dentist and a blood test for marriage cert at the gf's gyno. But after...

1. A man comes into the ER and yells . . .' My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - - I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr...

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"So if I DO take you.."shopping"...what do I get?" Herpes, hepatitis, crabs?

That was funny!!!!

I got it forwarded in an email, didn't check info. Just laughed and figured I'd share :D

The year was 1947, Roswell Alumi Assoc. - at least it's SOME explanation for these aberrations! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little more than 64 years ago, numerous witnesses claim...

woaaa this could go bad fast :D

There's some good ones there!!!:thumblef:

Me too, ooops I'm that guy :D

That is pretty cool

That's some of the funniest $hit I've ever read. I'd buy some of that $hit if that guy was near me.

good one :)