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Have you ever tried to get fuel out of a pool??? Not to mention how F-ing stupid all of them were for thinking it is so funny.. :sign3::sign3::sign3::sign3::sign3::sign3:

VERY good question... I watch it again and the wood is acting like a ramp.. The cable goes over the wood and is hooked to the car...Bill

We are an obese nation and eat noting but crap as a rule...Bill

I think she is Howdy Doodies sister

Isn't that the truth...:sign5:...Bill

Another touched one WTF... she was a decent looking girl:sign3:

WTF is wrong with that asshole... And then he'll wonder why he cant find a job...or a girlfriend unless she is just as Fu@$ing stupid as he is...I dont get it guess I never will...Bill:violent1::violent1:

Thats one way to fill a hole...Bill

Funny stuff thanks for the laughs...Bill

Alot of cars have the battery behind the left front inner fender..Note the hybrid batteries put out 720 volts and can kill so if you are not trained to work on these vehicles it would probably be a good idea to leave them alone..There are schools just to train fire departments and tow truck...

It is funny but not a laughing matter for the dog...How about taking the dog to the vet that is a sure sign of worms, or an inflamed anal sack either way...Vet time...Bill

I tried to do a channel search with an antenna an I got 2 channels one was PBS the other was a NBC station where the local news was so mono toned I couldnt stand it...So I went with Dish and dumped them and now have Direct TV and hate that too...I could live without TV but My sweet heart...

Ive been told I look good for my age. If I lie I wonder if she would believe me...I'm only 56.. :pl:

There are plenty of ways to put a hurting on a pervert without leaving any marks or evidence that you were ever there..If it were my little sisters or even my sisters friends I would have the guy for lunch. Confront him and when he gives you attitude shove him he will come back swinging to be a...

The first thing that comes to my mind is what a sh-tty job that must be for the guy/girl that has to package it up for shippment.. Hey Sam what do you do for a living??? Oh I'm a fudge ($hit) packer.. Now thats a job to be proud of right there...ROTFLMAO:laughing:...Bill

ROTFLMAO That right there is a super nice boat.. she is a cruiser..throw a tent on it and make a cabin cruiser...LOl...Bill:cheers:

Robert, thats the way to get your boat to the lake... Where was that??? That guy is one smart cookie and it was matched so well with the van you could hardly see it...Bill

I cant give blood because of the Meds I take right now but as soon as I am off the Meds I will start giving again. It make you feel good to get rid of some old blood so you body can make new blood to replenish what was taken. But until I can give again does anyone need a ride or someone to hold...

Yup exactly LMAO

LMAO that sums it up perfectly...Bill

Wow this is like grade school conversation.. Anything with food coloring or dye will change poop color... Eat fruit loops And you will poop sycodilic acid tripping 60s poop...Lol ...Bill

Only in N.J. I would have loved to been that cop.LMAO.Guess he will probably lose his job and CDL after that brain fart...Bill

Yah Hoo that would never fly here. They would have him in cuffs and on the way to mental inst. in a heart beat.. And theres a cop right in front of him isnt there??? Bill

That wasn't funny at all, it was just totally dumb. And i had such high hopes too..

Kar, when its time to remember the joke. It whenever people start telling jokes you can never remember them... Its got to happen to everyone I'm sure Bill

LMAO you my friend are a great story teller..Dont ever tell that story at a party where everybody has been drinking or you will have another mess...laugh to you puke type thing...Bill

I went to a hospital cafeteria and my wife and I got some lunch. The cashier said the register was not working. So she asked us how much we owed? Being an honest person I told her $14.60 All I had was a 50 which totally confused her after just looking at the money she ask how much change we...

Karli, LMAO very cute Hope I can remember them when the time comes...Bill