Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday

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I'm not sure if that's true, fake, funny, pathetic, or just downright irritating.

But we saw it on the internet so it must be true?
 
That wasn't funny at all, it was just totally dumb. And i had such high hopes too..
 
The gorilla already knew that every aspect of his life is controlled so he will live to be very old and feeble ( just like us ). Now he knows how it ends.
The scientists are to stooped to realize the inevitable end is not what we cry about. Its the ever narrowing pathway to that end that make us cry.
 
Yep,it's from "the onion" a satirical news website. They're pretty well known so i didnt think anyone here would take it seriously,let alone be upset by it.

I agree it would be pretty sad if this were a real story,unfortunately some of the real life research studies being conducted are about as pointless and stupid as this so maybe it's not that far fetched. :(

Matt Groening of the Simpsons is a big fan of the site.
 
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RedFish said:
The gorilla already knew that every aspect of his life is controlled so he will live to be very old and feeble ( just like us ). Now he knows how it ends.
The scientists are to stooped to realize the inevitable end is not what we cry about. Its the ever narrowing pathway to that end that make us cry.
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That's very true. Nobody gets out of here alive,you've just got to live while you can and cram as much happiness into the time you have here.
 
Not the funniest thing I have seen on the Onion. Some of thier stuff will have you rolling !!
 
mbaird said:
Not the funniest thing I have seen on the Onion. Some of thier stuff will have you rolling !!
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Yeah,I agree their content has become pretty spotty.some of its hilarious,some of its not very well thought out. You have to have a dark sense of humor for some of the stuff..obviously the gorilla story would fall into that category. :D
 
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