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    Hospital Regulations

    You do not want to be medevac'd then goes $20,000 to $30,000.
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    WHY MEN FLY AIRPLANES

    Was a CFI rotor wing long time ago before I lost my medical. Very fun but had to be on your toes constantly. Women where easier to do initial training, need to be soft on the control's. Guys where trying to be like Arnald on the control's, ham fisted, only fingertips are needed at the...
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    WHY MEN FLY AIRPLANES

    Try it with a Helicopter!
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    Graduation Day

    If it is the only one allowed, where's our copy?
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    Can someone help me check the oil. Please

    Proper way us to push all the way in, pull out, wipe it off Then full insertion again. Then remove and make sure it's moist to the line.
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    how to achieve over 100%

    hope this hasn't been posted before..... This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this: What Makes 100% ? What does it mean to give...
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    Help Wanted....

    Now that's funny.
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    Spring is coming to a neighborhood near you.

    Thank God that is near your neighborhood and not mine.
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    Gritty kitty

    Happy Happy, Joy Joy !
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    Grandfathers addiction

    Just found out out my Grandfather is addicted to Viagra, the family is taking it pretty hard, But my grandmother is taking it the hardest.
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    been looking for something

    You start on the first shitbox, get the second **** box, find out the second is better than the first, what now? undo all the work on the first to put on the second, have two, or just finish the first? And look what I just found..........
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    The Death of Common Sense

    The problem is we can not call it common sense any more. It is now called uncommon sense.
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    Umbrella lady

    On a rainy afternoon, a group of protesters was gathered outside the grocery store handing out pamphlets on the "evils" of America. I politely declined to take one. There was an elderly woman behind me and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she also politely...
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    Fathers day

    To all Fathers driving a Mopar, Happy fathers day. If driving a Ford or Chevy, Happy Mothers Day
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    Las Vegas

    Do Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips? THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS. BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS. NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED. SINCE...
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    Stimulas spending

    Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another economic stimulus payment. It is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by using a Q&A format: Q: What is an Economic Stimulus payment? A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q: Where...
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    distance for cars?

    All good points, was just the first time I have seen it. Was actually weird, like a ghost car was in line.
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    distance for cars?

    10 feet might of been an understatement, was at least a car length, waaaaay more than what was needed.
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    distance for cars?

    Was wondering if they confused Corolla with Corona? LOL
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    distance for cars?

    Was in a drive thru line at a fast food joint, could not believe the person driving the SUV in front of us would not get closer than 10 feet to the car in front of them! Since when are we worried about vehicles? It is usually at least 10 feet from the drivers position to the back of a vehicle...
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    Virus threat levels around the world

    Sorry, did not see it posted earlier, can be removed
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    Virus threat levels around the world

    The English are feeling the pinch in relation to the recent virus threat and have therefore raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, the level may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in...
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    I'm screwed GD *&^^%**^%&%(*&^(* YAHOO email

    FABO is like your mother, she will hold you tight and make you feel better. Or be like your dad and tell you to get a set and get on with it!
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    Back up sensor

    Many of the newer cars have a Back-Up Sensor that warns the driver before the rear bumper actually comes in contact with something. Who invented this sensor? I'll bet you think it was Ford, maybe GM; how about Chrysler? No. Then how about Mercedes Benz, or possibly the French or Italian car...
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    ACETAMINOPHEN

    Active ingredients, 10% aspirin, 90% fix a flat
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    Adoption

    A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child, but the social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. So the couple produce photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery. The...
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    Creation balance

    God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh He inquired, "Where have you been?" God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is...
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    New Restaurant on the Moon

    I thought they went out of business, haven't had a customer in years.
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    the wife- maps-travel-GPS cell

    Try the Waze app. you can change the route, if interstate or not, toll or not, set mph warning over limit, lets you know of cops, accidents etc.
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    4 year olds first work week

    Here's a heart-warming story about the bond that formed between a little 4-year- old girl and some construction workers. It will show you that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time. (Love the ending!) A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One...
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