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Mark Wainwright

Mark Wainwright

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ACETAMINOPHEN


All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.


Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is

Acetaminophen... Aleve is also called Naproxen.


Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.


The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.


After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.


Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.


Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed byPepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..


It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.


Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails’,'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.


Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.


Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on

breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.


This means that by 2025, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
 
Never tried viagra

But i will confess to using viagra light
It doesnt give you a hard on, but it makes you look good in a speedo
 
I tried Viagara once but didn't like it. The pill got stuck in my throat and only landed up getting a stiff neck.
 
diymirage said:
Never tried viagra

But i will confess to using viagra light
It doesnt give you a hard on, but it makes you look good in a speedo
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I have tried it twice although I am not to the point where it is a necessity.
I had hoped that it might make me "supercharged" to where I am able to stay in the game after a few finishes.
That was not the case. I was the same as always. Not a superman but not a disappointment.
 
Kern Dog said:
I have tried it twice although I am not to the point where it is a necessity.
I had hoped that it might make me "supercharged" to where I am able to stay in the game after a few finishes.
That was not the case. I was the same as always. Not a superman but not a disappointment.
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So in other words you're not trying to push a rope yet?
 
Mark Wainwright said:
ACETAMINOPHEN


All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.


Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is

Acetaminophen... Aleve is also called Naproxen.


Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.


The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.


After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.


Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.


Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed byPepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..


It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.


Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails’,'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.


Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.


Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on

breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.


This means that by 2025, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Click to expand...
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
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