Once upon a time a man asked a girl to marry him. She said "NO!"
And he lived happily ever after, and worked on his hotrods, hunted, fished, played golf, drank beer, got laid regularly, scratched and farted whenever he wanted.
The End.
The naive young bride had never seen a man naked. Accidently seeing her fiance in the shower, she's shocked and totally confused, so she decides to ask her family doctor about the male anatomy.
"Doctor, what was that appertenance sticking out from his body?"
"Well ma'am, that's called a *****"...