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    That's what you get for driving a Ford

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    I get 51 MPG, what do you get?

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    New female doctor

    My old doctor retired. Now I have this seriously hot female doctor and it makes me a little uncomfortable. She has told me that she is a professional and there isn't much she hasn't seen before. She said just tell me what's wrong and I will help you figure it out. I told her my wife says my dick...
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    Old man burning rubber

    A very old man, rich and in his late eighties, marries a Las Vegas showgirl. She figures she will screw him to death on their honeymoon and inherit all his money. On their honeymoon, he goes into the bathroom to get ready. She takes off all her clothes, strikes her sexiest pose on the bed, and...
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    How they find replacement football refs

    I always wondered where these replacements came from!
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    From my cold, dead hand

    Well said. That's the only way they are getting mine. Empty, and from my cold, dead hands.
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    Smart Car overhaul kit

    Well, it is a pretty big rubber band ...
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    The cashier needs to be more specific!

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    The Nut Bra

    This one always cracks me up. Now that I'm getting older, I start to wonder where I can order one from. Nut Bra - YouTube
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    Da Turdy Point Buck

    Well, off to deer camp. I'm leaving tomorrow for 16 day with no women or razors. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Utt_XgcWv8
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    Young hero ... sort of

    A teenager was walking down the street when he happened to see a baby being attacked by a Rottweiler. The teen ran to his rescue. He stuck a big stick in the dog's collar and twisted. The dog slumped over dead but the baby was okay. A reporter was standing across the street and happened to see...
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    The three daughters

    This guy has three daughters. The first comes running down the steps and says see you later daddy. I'm going out with Vance to dance. The second comes down and says see you later daddy. I'm going out with Pete to eat. The third one comes running down and says see you later daddy. I'm going out...
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    Well, it's sort of clean.

    Rodney Carrington and Show Them To Me. This is old but dang funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roHMKmQGAkg
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    Stopping LOL one internet user at a time

    This is dang funny! It won't print the comic, so you'll have to hit the link. Pearls Before Swine is the best comic around! www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2011/09/15
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    Smart Car rebuild kit

    I was at my buddies shop today, and Tom, a good friend and mechanic had this on his tool box. I thought it was damn funny!
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