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And thinks she owns the couch. We adopted her out of the local SPCA when she was 9 months old.

So I put the cookies in the veggie container. That should help.

While the wives are shopping, their husbands flag traffic.... @pittsburghracer have you seen this guy's wife at walmart??

We had a great view of her and her flute last night....

I found ya one..

...and found one of his women's other halves.

Very little fish....ing. Josh didn't catch anything, but I nearly got pulled off the bank.

So we are only in the office on Wednesdays ever since the Covid thing started in March of 2020. Overheard a conversation this morning that went something like this: You ever get your HVAC ducts cleaned? Once a few years ago, why? We had ours done for the 1st time in 20 years. Amazing what came...

So Josh is 15 and is a qtr inch taller than me. We use to think we are normal height. Until this past weekend. This past weekend was our area's Royal Ranger Sectional Powwow. We haven't seen these other 2 boys for 3 years. The Adidas shirt kid is also 15 and his brother on the other side is...

So my oldest bought his own house and moved out a few months ago. He has a tree to remove and a driveway to put in before he takes the purple kitten home. In the meantime, he said I should drive it one day every few weeks to keep the rust off the rotors. Today is not the day....

This is not a joke, but it is some funny stuff and qualifies as anything goes... 6th grade Christmas concert this evening. Jessica plays the flute. Yeah, that was not her. Jessica was sitting here... seriously.

Then why does it send me ads for apps that I already have?

Post a pic of a landmark either from where you live, or from where you are currently visiting and see if anyone guesses correctly. Where am I?

So I show up at the middle school, as I am chaperone for the 8th grade touring the tech center. I back in my space on the back row like most people do. Dude in The dually behind me respects my maneuver then continues to drop his child off at the front curb. 3 vehicles later, another truck...

So my daughter is 11. She's a petite little thing standing 4 to 10 inches shorter than all her friends. People think she's only 8 or 9. Anyway, one of the last times we were all in Hobby Lobby, she and I wandered off to the markers/pencils section to waste time while wifey looked around. I told...

Apparently I've been doing it wrong....... wtf?

After our grilled steak dinner at the campground, we went to Bruster's for ice cream here in Carlisle. We are in Jake's 65 B'cuda and this blue Mustang came in and parked next to us....

......we're to open this dealership, I'm putting them both up for adoption. Our last name is Keller.... oh the luck.

Our 10 yr old daughter was playing games on my wife's phone on their way home from the kids church Christmas play practice and sent me a text out of the blue that said "funny face time". This is what she sent me, so I had to respond. LOL

She will be 11 in November. Sunday morning breakfast is usually what I like to call our junk food breakfast - mini donuts, cereal, frozen waffles although we do toast them.... So she's sitting across from me and has 3 mini donuts spaced out on a paper towel. Tells me they are social...

....makes your shins hurt, then you couldn't ride your big brother's bike worth a damn you old fart. You should have stuck with your sister's Barbies instead,...............:poke:

Just pop 2 of these into the center hole of your oil filter. Running a "built" motor? Pop 4 of them in..... Have enough zinc in your oil? Then eat them - they're good for you, too... :thankyou:

What are you teaching your kids?

Saw this at the deli counter this evening. .. Imported Brand made in the U.S.A. ???

Not my kids.....just clarifying.

They've been married 2.5 yrs. Have their own house and doing pretty well for themselves. So i just got this front her -She is apparently upstairs getting ready to shower and hears an odd noise from downstairs. The 1st pic is what she initially sent me, then asked "how does your son manage to...

I've had one. One of the guys who work for me made a run yesterday and brought 8 of the spicy ones back so we could all try it. It's pretty damn good for a fast food sandwich. Last night, 2 counties away, some dude cuts in line 'cuz he has to have one NOW. Guy behind him sticks him with a...

He's a Star Wars nut. He is 11.