0 to 200 in 6 seconds

[66340SEDAN]

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

 

[Revhendo]

How do you not get banned for a week for this?

 

[DRENO]

That made me laff.:-D

 

[DRENO]

Alright,I'm not drinkin.What happened to the potatoes?

Maybe I should start.

 

[bayyum]

hahahah!!!! yess!!!

 

[66340SEDAN]

Potatoes??

 

[71dustar]

that's really good.

 

[DRENO]

Potatoes??

When I first read this thread it was a joke about 2 potatoes,yes? Am I losin my mind? This isn't a seniors moment,no way,I know what I saw! :angry2:

 

[Backtobasics]

I want to hear the joke about the potatos!

 

[DRENO]

I want to hear the joke about the potatos!

Can't remember the exact wording but I'll give it my best shot.

There's two little potatos standing on the street corner and one of them is a prostitute.How do you know which one it is? The one with the label.......































I - DA - HO

 

[grumpuscreature]

Potatoes? I always heard that's how you spot the hooker in a beauty contest. Her sash says......

 

[inkjunkie]

Can't remember the exact wording but I'll give it my best shot.

There's two little potatos standing on the street corner and one of them is a prostitute.How do you know which one it is? The one with the label.......































I - DA - HO

is this a time joke? when you get time you laugh at it???:toothy10::toothy10:

 

[Tony Fields]

Were those fried or baked Dave?

I prefer fried myself...more better