Somebody posted this on Craigslist. 'N yeh. Heh. I agree!!!! Just wish I'd posted it!!
http://spokane.craigslist.org/sys/3730972634.html
CL > spokane > all for sale / wanted > computers - by owner
qrwfj-3730972634@sale.craigslist.org [?]
Thanks for flagging! Posted: 2013-04-08, 12:01PM PDT
10 rules for posting a computer on craigslist! (Advice)
Rule number 1: Your macbook pro is not worth $3000 unless you are the mac store
Rule number 2: Unless the item your selling was purchased within the last 3 months... I dont give a rats right leg what you paid for it.
Rule number 3: Taking 4 pentium 3 computers that you picked at the local dump and assembling them into one working machine might be a great hobby.... but it does NOT constitute a "custom build gaming PC"
Rule number 4: NO I WILL NOT CASH YOUR FAKE MONEY ORDER
Rule number 5: "Fast" is apparently a relative term.... please refrain from using it unless you are referring to a jetpack
Rule number 6: Imac G3's are not "perfect for video editing" unless you have a time machine
Rule number 7: On that note..... nobody wants to buy your time machine
Rule number 8: It is 2013, I can buy a machine better than anything that existed 5 years ago for around $200 at walmart.... why on earth would I pay you $300 for the pentium 4 machine that was an O.K machine for the graduating class of '04
Rule number 9: If its broke say so.... please stop referring to things as "mechanics special" or "works great accept for the giant hole in the processor"
Rule number 10: Take your scams to ebay.... your not welcome here!
I think that covers it all--- happy listing!
http://spokane.craigslist.org/sys/3730972634.html
CL > spokane > all for sale / wanted > computers - by owner
qrwfj-3730972634@sale.craigslist.org [?]
Thanks for flagging! Posted: 2013-04-08, 12:01PM PDT
10 rules for posting a computer on craigslist! (Advice)
Rule number 1: Your macbook pro is not worth $3000 unless you are the mac store
Rule number 2: Unless the item your selling was purchased within the last 3 months... I dont give a rats right leg what you paid for it.
Rule number 3: Taking 4 pentium 3 computers that you picked at the local dump and assembling them into one working machine might be a great hobby.... but it does NOT constitute a "custom build gaming PC"
Rule number 4: NO I WILL NOT CASH YOUR FAKE MONEY ORDER
Rule number 5: "Fast" is apparently a relative term.... please refrain from using it unless you are referring to a jetpack
Rule number 6: Imac G3's are not "perfect for video editing" unless you have a time machine
Rule number 7: On that note..... nobody wants to buy your time machine
Rule number 8: It is 2013, I can buy a machine better than anything that existed 5 years ago for around $200 at walmart.... why on earth would I pay you $300 for the pentium 4 machine that was an O.K machine for the graduating class of '04
Rule number 9: If its broke say so.... please stop referring to things as "mechanics special" or "works great accept for the giant hole in the processor"
Rule number 10: Take your scams to ebay.... your not welcome here!
I think that covers it all--- happy listing!
