2 Brazilian soldiers.

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2 Brazilian Soldiers :

The Dept of Defense briefed the president this morning.

They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.

To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face.

Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.

Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a Brazilian?'

This is not surprising, since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.



QUESTION: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?

ANSWER: It took 95 percent of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

 

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QUESTION: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?

ANSWER: It took 95 percent of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

The only cars left, around here, that still have Obama bumper stickers are old beat up Toyotas or Volvo stationwagons with nerdy absent minded professor types that are in their own world with absolutely no concept of reality, or ladies in minivans driving ten to fifteen miles per hour under the speedlimit, in the left lane with their turn signal on and their gas door open, totally lost.