7 stages of S.......E.........X

[chasduster]

: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet
someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.:cheers:

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner
for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in
the kitchen.:cheers:

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner
for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only
in the bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner
for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway, you both say
'screw you'.

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun
in the afternoon, and Nun at night. (Very Popular)!!

The 6th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife
anymore; she takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. :thebirdm:And
last, but not least,

The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
* You get a little each month; but, not enough to enjoy yourself.

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU
ARE IN! I have enough problems of my own!


Note: The most popular kind of sex is doggie
style: The husband sits up and begs and
the Wife rolls over and plays dead! :angry7:

 

[avarageerod]

that was good.

 

[homecloned]

Hallway sex! hahahahahaha Too funny

 

[avarageerod]

Homecloned, I'm thinking of doing a thumbs down next to the dent and rust on my car. I wanted to use it as my avatar. Would that be cool with you?

 

[homecloned]

Homecloned, I'm thinking of doing a thumbs down next to the dent and rust on my car. I wanted to use it as my avatar. Would that be cool with you?

Go right ahead avarageerod. Its all cool. 8) I think that will be neat. :thumblef: :thumbdow: :-D

I do like the spoons and eggs. Very creative.

 

[nemesis]

Haahhah,ace!