9 things i hate about people

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9 Things I Hate About Everyone



1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room
for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change
the channel manually.

3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'.
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it
is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?


7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
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9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come
yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
 
Some good ones there.

One of my favorites is when you tell someone you're going to a funeral. "OH!, did "***" die?"
No, idiot, we're just having a practice burial today. :)
 
One of my favorites, even i'm guilty of this one...

"Yadda yadda yadda. comment. Blah blah."
"Really?"
"No, i said that to test whether or not the skys blue. Dumbass."


Or my personal favorite, i am not guilty of, because i mock others so often...

"Hey man, wats up?"

My reactions...
-Stare at them dumbly and slowly point up.
Ocassionally i will also slowly point down, and say "down." and follow with a left... and a right.
-"The sky, roof, planes, sun, etc."
-And my personal favotrite. When i don't like said person, and have 0 respect... Yelling and screaming over how dumb they are, ending with a comment on how they should re-attend kindergarten and figure out there directions again, and prolly do a refresher on 123's and ABC's.
Or when you don't know the person... that gets some funny reactions too.
 
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