Add Your Own Caption Part 12

[66340SEDAN]

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[64ragtop]

"What, you brought a knife to a gunfight??"

BC

 

[/6 Matt]

"Sir, I suggest you give us your scrap metal now."

 

[66340SEDAN]

"Damn Henry...you pull the trigger on that thing and it will knock your 98 pound *** right to the ground!"

 

[Oklacarcollecto]

Man with gun: Live with it.... We need it for the war effort and we are taking it... We can't let Japan take over!!!

Man with sword: You better hope my sword turns to chocolate before I shove it up your BLEEP!!

 

[Oklacarcollecto]

I have a gun, all these men and you have a sword so let's go clean out all that scrap metal that Rani has been showing pictures of.

 

[68340fish]

"I JUST PAID $250.00 ON EBAY FOR THIS KNIFE, AND YOU WANT IT FOR SCRAP? YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SHOOT ME!".... Biznatch!!

 

[greymouser7]

You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!

 

[64ragtop]

What made this really funny was that I'd just finished reading about the "voluntary" scrap metal government program during World War I (the war to end all wars) and the threat of force to assure compliance. Of course nothing like that could happen in a free republic!

BC

 

[2 Darts]

Let go of the damn gun so I can shoot you in the ***. The boys in the truck want the coat and vest.

 

[memike]

You do understand there is a business end to this here gun don't ya :disgust:
Now get your revenue'en butt back in your
car Smithy, and don't let that there long blade cutcha where the sun don't shine.
Me and the boys have work to do :bball:

 

[diymirage]

turn around and take 10 paces you say?
allright...but you turn first

 

[SCredneck]

You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!

Be VERY careful when you pry this gun from my cold dead fingers....the barrel's gonna be a bit hot.