Add Your Own Caption Part 35

[66340SEDAN]

Add your own caption for this picture :glasses7:

 

[Oklacarcollecto]

Watch where you are putting your hands.

 

[Oldmanmopar]

That's right honey you just keep bouncing.

 

[74chlngrTT5.9]

Why is that smelly cigar the same color green as my sweater?

Also: stop staring at my dots...

 

[A68DART360]

This guy creeps me out!!!

 

[ef8340]

uncle bob, loved jeff dunham so much he decided to be a puppetier and practiced with nancy the pink pastie wearing elve

 

[Hemiroid]

The bouncer you are the bigger my candy cane gets and wait till you see my jingle balls.

 

[DSG Duster]

" You want to do WHAT with that cigar???"

 

[GeneralLee01]

:sign3:

 

[Saetun]

"...Oh! And most of all I want a lifetime of free therapy!"

 

[krazykuda]

Hey little girl, do you want an all-day sucker???

 

[krazykuda]

He usually has to pay big money for a girl that young to sit on his lap....

 

[krazykuda]

You can see the look in her eyes, she's saying: "Get me the f*ck outta here.... Quick...."

 

[krazykuda]

Woo-hoo! Someone took a viagara....

 

[A38Valiant]

"Yes honey, the tree looks nice. Now let me see THESE ornaments!"

 

[DaveBonds]

And the Swansons lived happily ever after...