Add Your Own Caption Part 59

[66340SEDAN]

Add your own caption for this picture :glasses7:

 

[Abodybomber]

Fthd most priceless man in Mopar racing history. And he still says hello......

 

[RustyRatRod]

Dammit Danica, I'm not givin you any of my secrets.

 

[Abodybomber]

Dammit Danica, I'm not givin you any of my secrets.

Thank You,R.R.R..(lmao)....

 

[66340SEDAN]

"the only way Danica could win a Nascar race is if all the other drivers didn't show up"

 

[WRB426]

And this is the hand I use to ***** slap!

 

[zhandfull]

Where are these sponsors you speak of? This RV cost me a half a million dollars I need sponsors!

 

[sr71mopar]

This here is how you drive a stock car at 200.

 

[longarm]

And I just drove right around them, purty as you please,
for the win and the big money.

 

[krazykuda]

Wow! I didn't know that Richard Petty had EYES....


I thought that the glasses were permanent/surgically attached.... :glasses7:

 

[krazykuda]

"When's supper?"

 

[SSVDP]

So I said: "Danica! You forgot my fries!"

 

[bruceo2011]

"Danica, give me back my sunglasses."

 

[FISHYPETE]

No sir!, I don't have a drinking problem.

 

[memike]

I am telling you!!! I have looked every where for my jacket !! don't tell me it just sprouted
legs and just walked off !!

 

[cosgig]

"So I stuck out my hand and told em, "its all about the Benjamin's"...and the rest is history"!!!

 

[cmorrow]

Danica might not be great at racin, but I think she has the bikini mastered.

 

[/6 Matt]

"I would race Danica but shed probably wreck me!"

 

[krazykuda]

"I would race Danica but shed probably wreck me!"

I would "wreck" Danica, but then she may want to race me.... :burnout:

 

[younggun2.0]

Danica might not be great at racin, but I think she has the bikini mastered.

she would look better in a 3 piece bikini. the bottoms, the top and a paper bag over her head.

 

[younggun2.0]

"Sure me and Danica hang out... Don't believe me? Here smell my finger."

 

[Coyote Jack]

Honest officer, I thought she was at least 18, I thought it was Danica.

 

[pettybludart]

And I said...you want me to fit that big thing(Hemi) in that little spot?We got it to fit..then everybody wanted one.:glasses7:

 

[67 Power Wagon]

For Christ sakes Chrysler....Get me OUT of this Talladega (Freakin' 4 lettered F words, I swear...J-U-N-K!)

 

[krazykuda]

"Well, let's pull the engine out of there and stick a Hemi in it..."