All the cute ones will be gone

[diymirage]

I went to go pick my boy up from school today, and let him play on the playground afterwards
As he's playing this mom comes running by, appearantly she is late to pick up her kid
So as she passes by I tell her "better hurry lady, or all the cute ones will be gone"

When she came by with her son a few minutes later I told her "can't say I didn't warn you"
She didn't think it was too funny, but at least the swelling has gone down

 

[67Dart273]

I know this is a joke but in this day and age that could get you a visit from the PD

 

[diymirage]

Killjoy


I wonder what the charge would be ?

 

[ScampMike]

..so it turned that you can't run faster scared than she can mad..

 

[999yards]

Killjoy


I wonder what the charge would be ?

They'll think of something.

 

[magnumdart]

They'll think of something.

Being correct.