Count 'em - THREE shots of the trunk, he's mighty proud of that trunk (but not one pic shows the innerds?) Dr. Strangepork for sure. He just needs one of us to sit down and have a long talk with him - with a straight face, "hey Pops - this ain't gonna happen" or maybe as Fire Marshall Bill would say " LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN !!" ...and take it from there