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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A pretty teacher was concerned about one of her 11-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she said: "Little Johnny, why has your schoolwork been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked: "With whom?"
"With you," he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently: "Don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly: "I'll use a rubber."
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"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked: "With whom?"
"With you," he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently: "Don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly: "I'll use a rubber."
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