Atlanta

[Chuckman]

Atlanta Airport


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You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Southerners can be so polite!​

Atlanta Tower: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R."











Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."











Atlanta Tower: " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."











Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. -Allah is Great."











Pause....











Saudi Air: ATLANTA TOWER - ATLANTA TOWER !"











Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511.."











Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS.






WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . . . . .





INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"

Atlanta Tower: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all go on ahead now and tell Allah "hey" for us."​

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[Coyote Jack]

Oh Oh, somebody else is going to rot in hell with the rest of us. LMAO

Jack

 

[1969383S]

I will be there!!!!

Great post!!

 

[goldfish65]

That's a good one! Sadly however, this genteel sensibility in Atlanta has all but disappeared, unless you get well outside of the city.