Two days after final assembly on this car-
...some girl in an AutoZone parking lot backed her brother's Silverado into it. I saw it happen from the checkout line, dropped everything and bolted outside.
She got out, I looked at the car, looked at the truck and she was freaked. She was on her way to work at a grocery store and wasn't used to driving it.
The funny part about it is that the gigantic chrome bumper on that truck went into the left rear corner of the bumper on the Scamp and did NOTHING to the Scamp. Alignment, gapping, light, bolts, brackets, chrome... NOTHING was damaged, but it left a gigantic dent in the bumper on her brother's truck.
I offered to exchange insurance and contact information, but she said that if I was ok with the no damage present the my car, that she would just explain to her brother what had happened. I agreed, but I got a witness/ worker's phone number and wrote it on the calendar, in case she or her brother tried to come back on me.
NEVER park your classic car in a busy auto parts store parking lot. If you have to, park it on the side, by the fleet vehicles, so if it does get bonked, the store has to pay you.
Since then, I have boycotted Wal-Mart, Walgreens, certain gas stations and going to the grocery store during typical business hours in the car.