Great Beer Quotes!
>Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I
> >look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
> >their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and
> >their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer
> >and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
> >~Babe Ruth
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
> >that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
> >~Lyndon B. Johnson
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. ---
> >~Paul Hornung
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
> >~H. L. Mencke
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall
> >asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's
> >all get drunk and go to heaven!
> >~George Bernard Shaw
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
> >~Benjamin Franklin
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
> >Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
> >not go nearly as well with pizza.
> >~Dave Barry
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 BC!
> >~W. C. Fields
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
> >Professor Irwin Corey
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can!
> >~Leo Durocher
> >
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >This is the best one!
> >
> >One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his
> >buddy Norm: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move
> >as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
> >slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection
> >is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the
> >whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In
> >much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
> >Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates
> >the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!
> >That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
C&P from another site. :drunken: :drunken: :drunken:
Jack
>Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I
> >look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
> >their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and
> >their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer
> >and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
> >~Babe Ruth
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
> >that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
> >~Lyndon B. Johnson
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. ---
> >~Paul Hornung
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
> >~H. L. Mencke
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall
> >asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's
> >all get drunk and go to heaven!
> >~George Bernard Shaw
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
> >~Benjamin Franklin
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
> >Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
> >not go nearly as well with pizza.
> >~Dave Barry
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 BC!
> >~W. C. Fields
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
> >Professor Irwin Corey
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can!
> >~Leo Durocher
> >
> >
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >This is the best one!
> >
> >One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his
> >buddy Norm: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move
> >as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
> >slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection
> >is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the
> >whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In
> >much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
> >Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates
> >the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!
> >That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
C&P from another site. :drunken: :drunken: :drunken:
Jack
