Bigdummy
Not a Nova
A blind man was flying in a small plane with his brother, the pilot,
when his brother suddenly clutched his chest and died.
After finally finding the radio, the blind man called for help and was
answered by an air traffic controller at a nearby airport.
"You've got to help me! I'm totally blind, the pilot of this plane is
dead, and we are flying upside down!"
The air traffic controller answered "I understand that the pilot is dead
and you are blind, but if you are blind how do you know that you are
flying upside down?"
"Because I have $#!+ running up my neck!!!"
when his brother suddenly clutched his chest and died.
After finally finding the radio, the blind man called for help and was
answered by an air traffic controller at a nearby airport.
"You've got to help me! I'm totally blind, the pilot of this plane is
dead, and we are flying upside down!"
The air traffic controller answered "I understand that the pilot is dead
and you are blind, but if you are blind how do you know that you are
flying upside down?"
"Because I have $#!+ running up my neck!!!"
