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'73red-duster

'73red-duster

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I can't wait until this quarantine is over . I was so bored I saw 2 females arguing on Facebook. Bout 150 comments, so I clicked on the pages of everybody who was arguing. I got to their page and see they have kids and I wondered who the baby daddy was. I found out who the baby daddy was, then I went on his page. While I’m on his page, I find out his homeboy just got shot. All kinds of RIPs. So now I end up on the homeboy page that got shot. NOW I wanna know how his mama doing, so I find her page and I see on her page that she’s a hooker on the southside selling it for a discount due to Covid-19 for 39.99$. So I go to see the guy that paid for it. It turn out to be the uncle of one of the girls fighting. If you took time to read this all the way through, copy and repost cause you're as bored as I am!!!
 
'73red-duster said:
I can't wait until this quarantine is over . I was so bored I saw 2 females arguing on Facebook. Bout 150 comments, so I clicked on the pages of everybody who was arguing. I got to their page and see they have kids and I wondered who the baby daddy was. I found out who the baby daddy was, then I went on his page. While I’m on his page, I find out his homeboy just got shot. All kinds of RIPs. So now I end up on the homeboy page that got shot. NOW I wanna know how his mama doing, so I find her page and I see on her page that she’s a hooker on the southside selling it for a discount due to Covid-19 for 39.99$. So I go to see the guy that paid for it. It turn out to be the uncle of one of the girls fighting. If you took time to read this all the way through, copy and repost cause you're as bored as I am!!!
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ya got me!
 
That's pretty good. I give it an 8

I'll trade you your boredom for my back pain. I have lots of **** to do and can't do much of it.
 
Biker Joke
An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?"
The old timer said, "I'm a biker and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight on Sundays and out sliding around corners, "shootin" sand washes and riding up and down the steepest, wildest mountains I can find at the crack of dawn."
The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?" The old biker said, "Who said my dad's dead?"
The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive? How old is he?"
The old biker said, "He's 99 years old and, in fact, he went riding with me this Sunday, and that's why he's still alive... he's a biker too."
The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"
The old biker said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"
The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! How old is he?"
The old biker replied, "He's 117 years old."
The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he went riding with you this Sunday too?"
The old timer said, "No... Grandpa couldn't go this week because he got married."
The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Good Lord!!! Why would a 117-year-old guy want to get married?"
To this old biker smiled and answered,
"Who said he wanted to?"
 
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