While a bar patron savors a double martini, an attractive woman sits down next to him. The bartender serves her a white wine, and the man turns to her and says, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."
"I'm celebrating too." she replies, clinking glasses with him.
"What are you celebrating?"
"For years I've been trying to have a baby, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"Congratulations! As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."
"How did that happen?"
"I switched cocks."
"What a coincidence, Me too..." :wink:
"I'm celebrating too." she replies, clinking glasses with him.
"What are you celebrating?"
"For years I've been trying to have a baby, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"Congratulations! As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."
"How did that happen?"
"I switched cocks."
"What a coincidence, Me too..." :wink:
