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The official Canadian temperature conversion chart:

50 degrees Fahrenheit (10 degrees Celsius)
Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians plant gardens.

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows down.

32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
American water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.

0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Mount St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.

-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
 
I just drove home from work in my 69 Valiant with the window down this morning. It was -11 C which is about 10 above F. I never thought anything of it until I read this, You are right about the Leafs, GO CANUCKS! :hockey:
 
Stanley Cup Wins;Toronto Maple Leafs 1918, 1922, 1932, 1942, 1945, 1947, 1948, 1949, 1951, 1962, 1963, 1964, 1967



Rob said:
The official Canadian temperature conversion chart:

50 degrees Fahrenheit (10 degrees Celsius)
Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians plant gardens.

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows down.

32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
American water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.

0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Mount St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.

-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
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Only 6 teams in the league back then :grin: Last one 40 years ago, I was 9 so I don't remember it well. Anyway, I didn't write the joke, a shot at the Leafs was just a bonus :grin: I'm near Vancouver, Canucks aren't any closer to winning one either :sad10:
 
-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.


:grin::iconbigg:
 
GO LEAFS GO, they will turn it around, I can feel the winds changing
 
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