Confucius Say

[64 AAR Valiant]

We used to throw these made up book titles in when the confusious sayings started to rip out...

"Rusty Bed Springs" by: I. Pee Nightley

"Under the Bleachers" by: See More Butt

"Antlers in the Tree" by: Who Goosed the Moose

"Trails in ther Sand" by: Peter Draggin

"Race to the Outhouse" by: Betty Don't, co-authored Willy Make-it

You need a separate thread just for authors

Dick dangle

I Pullit faster

Ima Slutski

Dick Hurtz ---. I used to use that one at car shows great when I won and they would call my name.

 

[RustyRatRod]

Man who follow NASCAR go in circles.

 

[RustyRatRod]

Man who follow drag racing over in 5 seconds.

 

[64 AAR Valiant]

Old gynecologist never die... They just poke away

 

[cannucky]

don't forget Ben Dover and my favorite the old Mike Hunt there Ray

 

[MiradaMegaCab]

Man who jerks off over cash register, cums onto money.

 

[Dartnut]

Confucious says:
Woman who slide down banister make monkey shine
Man who loses key to honeymoon suite get no new key
Man who fools around with exhaust pipe bound to have hot rod

Books:
The tiger's revenge by Claude Balls
Falling off a cliff by Ilene Dover

 

[67Dart440GT]

You need a separate thread just for authors

Dick dangle

I Pullit faster

Ima Slutski

Dick Hurtz ---. I used to use that one at car shows great when I won and they would call my name.

My Uncle and brother and I have written our own Phone Book of these names

 

[64X2]

Confucius say woman in short skirt who stand in cold weather, get chapped lips...

 

[64 AAR Valiant]

don't forget Ben Dover and my favorite the old Mike Hunt there Ray

Seymore Johnson

Not a made up one there is an Air Force base in N.C. Named after him.

 

[64 AAR Valiant]

Man who tend to womans garden Make for happy bush.

 

[64 AAR Valiant]

The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

Man who mixes ExLax with Vigra never knows if he is coming or going.

 

[Aeromonte]

Confucius say...man who sit on tack is better off

 

[85glht]

Man who runs in front of car get tired
Man who runs behind car get exhausted.

 

[daredevil]

Confucius say: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Confucius say: Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!

Confucius say: Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.

Confucius say: Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Confucius say: He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.

Confucius say: Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.

Confucius say: When wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

 

[64 AAR Valiant]

True wiseman know difference between Mopar and Subpar.

 

[Pirate duster]

A lion will not betray his wife. But a Tiger Wood

He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind

 

[Lonewolf3165]

"Man who stick face in punch bowl get punch in nose."

Prom Night Sweetheart- by Willie Nailer...