confucius say
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DRENO
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:sign5::toothy10::toothy10::toothy10::toothy10:.Good one You have an excellent grasp of Chinese language,lol.8)
Burntorange70
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Thats to funny! LOL
Confucius says man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Confucius says man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Xcptshnl1
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Confucius say:
... man who keeps hand in pocket all day feel cocky.
...crowded elevator smell totally different to midget.
...man who stands on the toilet is high on pot.
...he who farts in church sets on own pew.
... man who fishes in other mans well, often catch crabs.
Sorry for hijacking your thread, but I got lots of these... lol
HemiMark
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Confucius says, Man who go through airport turn stile sideways going to bangkok!
Burntorange70
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Confucius says, man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted.
Confucius says, baseball got it all wrong, man with 4 ball can not walk.
Confucius says, baseball got it all wrong, man with 4 ball can not walk.
bamacuda
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Confusius say go to bed with itchy anus wake up with smelly index.
Confucius say: Man who masturbates in car have hot rod!
C130 Chief
Mechanical Genius
He who lives in glass house gets dressed in basement.
Ten star's :cheers: Confucius say some funny stuff and true :toothy10:
gerrys
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He who slings mud loses ground.
AdamR
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Its man who goes to bed with itch but wakes up with stinky finger.
OldVart
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Confucius say: man who go likety split get hair lip.
bamacuda
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that's funny right there!:cheers::cheers:
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