Costume party

[65LoveAffair]

The host of a Halloween costume party noticed a guy walking around wearing only a pair of shorts and nothing else. He walked up to him and asked, "What are you supposed to be?" The man replied, "I'm a premature ejaculation." The host asks, "But where's your shirt and your shoes?" The man replied, "I just came in my pants..."

Hopefully this fits the description of "semi-clean" but if not, I apologize in advance.

 

[ocdart]

I think the guy who came to the costume party wearing only roller skates had the better costume.

What was he dressed up as?

A "pull toy", of course!