Dead Penguins

[Robbie2734]

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go?

Wonder no more!

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is quite committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird
to be rolled into and buried.


The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

Then they kick him in the ice hole.



You really didn't believe that I knew anything about penguins, did you?

 

[Mrmopartech]

Hey,Don,t laugh at that,up here in the great white north its common practice for people to take the sick and elderly and put them on giant ice flows in the regions where the ice can be more than a foot thick and set them a drift,and let nature take its coarse,mrmopartech

 

[bamacuda]

Hey,Don,t laugh at that,up here in the great white north its common practice for people to take the sick and elderly and put them on giant ice flows in the regions where the ice can be more than a foot thick and set them a drift,and let nature take its coarse,mrmopartech

Tell me you are joking

 

[Coyote Jack]

Tell me you are joking

He's not joking! I just wish they would start doing it to politicians.

Jack

 

[1964 hippo]

funny!

 

[RedFish]

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

"which nobody can de ice" ?

Funny

 

[66plyValiant]

He's not joking! I just wish they would start doing it to politicians.

Jack

they can't do that to politcians because there full of so much hot air they would melt the ice

 

[IfItsGotWheels]

Too many politicians. Now you know the real story about global warming.

 

[4flats]

I've been to some Southern Baptist funerals that make that ice thing look pretty darn good.

 

[Wheel Chock]

He's not joking! I just wish they would start doing it to politicians.

Jack

Good idea and no real reason to wait until they're sick or elderly!

We should do it right after we kill all the lawyers.

 

[cannucky]

of course it`s true why do you think you always see pictures of our seniors running and exercising , it`s stay fit or die up here buddy . We won`t get into the definition of a Newfie virgin eh.

 

[FISHBREATH]

of course it`s true why do you think you always see pictures of our seniors running and exercising , it`s stay fit or die up here buddy . We won`t get into the definition of a Newfie virgin eh.

I once knew a girl named Virginia. We called her Virgin for short...but not for long.