A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any duck food?"
The bartender says, "Sorry buddy, no duck food here."
The next day, the duck goes into the same bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any duck food?"
The bartender says, "Hey pal, I thought I told you yesterday, we don't serve duck food."
The next day the duck walks in, goes up to the same guy, and asks, "Do you have any duck food?"
"Look, you stupid duck," the bartender says. "I told you twice already, we DON'T have any duck food! And if you come in here one more time asking for duck food, I'm going to nail your beak to this bar!!"
The next day, the duck goes into the bar and asks, "Do you have any nails?"
The bartender, a little surprised by the question, replies, "Um, no, I don't have any nails."
"Great! Do you have any duck food?"
The bartender says, "Sorry buddy, no duck food here."
The next day, the duck goes into the same bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any duck food?"
The bartender says, "Hey pal, I thought I told you yesterday, we don't serve duck food."
The next day the duck walks in, goes up to the same guy, and asks, "Do you have any duck food?"
"Look, you stupid duck," the bartender says. "I told you twice already, we DON'T have any duck food! And if you come in here one more time asking for duck food, I'm going to nail your beak to this bar!!"
The next day, the duck goes into the bar and asks, "Do you have any nails?"
The bartender, a little surprised by the question, replies, "Um, no, I don't have any nails."
"Great! Do you have any duck food?"
