65LoveAffair
Whovian
Little Jenny is in sunday school and she falls asleep. The teacher notices she is sleeping and decides to call on her. "Jenny, who created heaven and earth?" Little Johnny, sitting behind Little Jenny, pulls out a pin and pokes her in the ***. She wakes up and yells, "Lord God Almighty!" Surprised, the teacher says she is correct and goes on with her lesson.
A little while later, the teacher sees that she has fallen asleep again. "Jenny, who gave his life for our sins?" Once again, Little Johnny pulls out his pin and pokes her in the ***. She wakes up and screams, "Jesus Christ!" Disappointed that she still didn't catch Little Jenny, the teacher tells her she is correct and continues the lesson.
After a few minutes, the teacher notices that Little Jenny has fallen asleep yet again. "Jenny!" she says sternly. "What did Eve tell Adam after she gave birth to their twenty-third child?" Little Johnny once again comes to the rescue with his pin. Little Jenny wakes up and says 'Dammit, if you poke me with that thing one more time, I will break it off and stick it up your ***!" The teacher fainted.
A little while later, the teacher sees that she has fallen asleep again. "Jenny, who gave his life for our sins?" Once again, Little Johnny pulls out his pin and pokes her in the ***. She wakes up and screams, "Jesus Christ!" Disappointed that she still didn't catch Little Jenny, the teacher tells her she is correct and continues the lesson.
After a few minutes, the teacher notices that Little Jenny has fallen asleep yet again. "Jenny!" she says sternly. "What did Eve tell Adam after she gave birth to their twenty-third child?" Little Johnny once again comes to the rescue with his pin. Little Jenny wakes up and says 'Dammit, if you poke me with that thing one more time, I will break it off and stick it up your ***!" The teacher fainted.
