6pakattack
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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores." Not yet, " said the little boy ! His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal! " How come I don't get any eggs and bacon ? And why don't I have any milk in my cereal ? " he asks.
" Well, " his mother says, " I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk. "
Just then, his father comes in for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,
" You gonna tell him or should I ? "
Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal! " How come I don't get any eggs and bacon ? And why don't I have any milk in my cereal ? " he asks.
" Well, " his mother says, " I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk. "
Just then, his father comes in for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,
" You gonna tell him or should I ? "
