BIG DOG
Well-Known Member
Why I Fired My Secretary...
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>
>As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any
>Happy Birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children
>will remember.
>
>The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I
>left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
>
>As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning,
>Boss. "Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had
>remembered.
>
>I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and
>said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's
>your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."
>
>I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
>"Let's go!" We went to lunch.
>
>We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private
>little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
>
>On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a
>beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
>
>I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
>After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think
>I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"
>
>"Sure!" I excitedly replied.
>
>
>She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out
>carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and
>dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
>
>
>And I just sat there ----
>
>on the couch ----
>
>naked.
>
>
>As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any
>Happy Birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children
>will remember.
>
>The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I
>left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
>
>As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning,
>Boss. "Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had
>remembered.
>
>I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and
>said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's
>your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."
>
>I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
>"Let's go!" We went to lunch.
>
>We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private
>little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
>
>On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a
>beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
>
>I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
>After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think
>I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"
>
>"Sure!" I excitedly replied.
>
>
>She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out
>carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and
>dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
>
>
>And I just sat there ----
>
>on the couch ----
>
>naked.
