First Day of School

[Mark Wainwright]

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.


The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers


The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.


Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.


"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?”


"No," said the little boy, "It's a puppy.

 

[memike]

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.


The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers


The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.


Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.


"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?”


"No," said the little boy, "It's a puppy.

 

[Swingin Chrome]

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.


The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers


The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.


Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.


"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?”


"No," said the little boy, "It's a puppy.

Funny story Mark. My truck was parked in my parents paved driveway. I noticed a small puddle under the rad. So being a mechanic I dipped my finger in it and touched my tongue on it fully expecting to have the sweet taste of antifreeze.NOPE! Salty. Turns out the poodle had been outside and relieved itself under my truck.RJ

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Funny story Mark. My truck was parked in my parents paved driveway. I noticed a small puddle under the rad. So being a mechanic I dipped my finger in it and touched my tongue on it fully expecting to have the sweet taste of antifreeze.NOPE! Salty. Turns out the poodle had been outside and relieved itself under my truck.RJ

 

[mrs49]

Funny story Mark. My truck was parked in my parents paved driveway. I noticed a small puddle under the rad. So being a mechanic I dipped my finger in it and touched my tongue on it fully expecting to have the sweet taste of antifreeze.NOPE! Salty. Turns out the poodle had been outside and relieved itself under my truck.RJ

Been there done that, more than once.

 

[Ahoey]

Go to one of my pals shop for a few beers once in a while. The man has a stuffed skunk when someone new comes around he puts it in their car. Huge laughs and harmless

 

[1WildRT]

Don'r drink the punch....

 

[Murray]

While walking down the street, a man suddenly stopped at what appeared to be dog poop. It sure looked like dog poop. He leaned over close to it to smell it, "it sure smells like dog poop" he said. He rubbed some of it between his fingers, "feels like dog poop". He picked up some of it and put it in his mouth, "tastes like dog poop". This must be dog poop, good thing I didn't step in it!

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Two blondes walking down the street. One says "I got a new Tattoo on my arm, would you like to see it"?
The second one admired it and said she just had a tattoo put on my inner thigh. It's a Conch shell. She says my husband really likes it and says when he puts his ear to it he can smell the ocean.