Fun Times at Office Max/Office Depot

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dibbons

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Needed to make a single black & white copy from my logbook. Arrived at exactly 10:00 AM, the store opening time.

One customer in front of me had given a thumb drive to the clerk in order to print some fotos. Then began a ten-minute discussion on how he needed to pick-up the prints in an hour and a half, while the clerk could only tell him they have to process online orders first, those that were on the system before he walked in (from last night). After she went forward and asked him a hundred and one questions and inputs all the answers from the customer, she tells him she can't do it that way. Told him he had to place his print order online and he could use a terminal in the store. Then again he asked over and over if the print order would be done by 11:30 AM or not, she kept telling him over and over again, no guarantees. Finally, he pressed her for a "yes" or "no" answer, and she said "no, can't be finished on time". He "politely" thanked her very much and left (not very pleased, I might say). I listened painfully to this entire discourse for a good ten minutes.

Then it was my turn, with my very complex request to make a single copy from my notebook, (already folded to the correct page). Then the interrogation began, while she typed in a "work order" into her computer terminal, "first name", then "last name", then my "phone number", then if I wanted it "double-sided", was I a "rewards member", then a bunch of other stupid questions. After listening to the hoops the previous customer jumped through, I was about to pull my hair out now that she was screwing with me.

You understand, there was a self-serve copy machine right behind me for 12 cents, BUT it did not accept coins. The options were credit card or a prepaid Office Depot card. I saw it when I walked in, but did not want to make a 12 cent charge on the credit or debit card.

After the questioning was over, she printed out a single page. I had not given her my notebook yet, so apparently this was a hard copy of my "work order." I tried to hand her my notebook, but she told me to walk over to my left to a second terminal, which I guess serves as the cash register. She took the "work order" in one hand, and scanned a bar code with a pistol shaped device. Meanwhile, I am holding a dime and a nickel out in midair, still waiting for her to quit fooling around and accept my payment. I now find that I pay 15 cents for this copy, whereas I could have saved 3 cents if I had used the self-serve copy station behind me.

Finally she accepts my 15 cents, but we are not finished with the paperwork quite yet. She directs me to a small screen that serves as a pay station of some sort. I see there is a question on the screen, asking me to choose between four options for my receipt. I pick up the magic pen and press the option "no receipt". I guess the other options were paper receipt, e-mail receipt, and I forgot the fourth option.

But we are still not done, now I have to sign my name on the line provided on the screen where I had answered the receipt. OK, so I sign my name.

Now I give the clerk my notebook and she makes a copy and I am out the door. That's a productive way to spend 15 minutes of my vacation. If I hadn't been on vacation, I probably would have been fuming. This story sums up perfectly my opinion of "progress" and "technology".

Earlier this morning, I noticed the McDonalds employees don't make small change anymore, the coins drop out automatically and come done a slide towerd the customer. Just another way of dumbing down the population if you ask me.

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Those automatic change machine cash registers (with slide) were pretty popular in the 1970's and 80's.

Wawa gas stations have them too.
 
Today's population probably couldn't figure out the change without a calculator anyway. If the internet ever goes down we're screwed. SAD!!!
 
Today's population probably couldn't figure out the change without a calculator anyway. If the internet ever goes down we're screwed. SAD!!!
One of my favorite games to play is pay with a card after dinner
When they ask me if I want to leave a tip, I say "sure, make it an even, whatever, $60.00"
Then I sit back and watch them try to figure out what kind of a tip would turn a $51.87 bill into an even 60
 
At the checkout at the grocery store. Total came to $14.38.
Stood there with a $20 bill lN my hand. ( did NOT have to go digging for it AFTER sale was rung up as most customers do.)
Receipt paper ran out. Ok. No problem I THOUGHT.

Young gal at register could not make me change until she put in New roll of paper so the register could tell me what my change would be ! !

I told her several times that it would be $5.62 but noooooo..... Had to have the " computer / register tell her.

I'm 64 years old. We were taught in school how to make change.
Times change. I understand that.
Just remember - these are the people who want to / will be running our country.
I shudder at the thought.
Thank God I will be dead by then and not have to worry about it.
 
4 days and 3 hours to setup a printer...

I bought a factory remanufactured "white box" HP printer (40% off new one, no supporting documentation or fancy printed box, looked the same) and put the supplied "setup cartridges" into the machine and turned on. The machine did a 15 second POST test and came up with an error "Do not use setup ink"...OK..WTF? Printer is now locked up on this error, no other options. So I go online (reman has 1 piece of paper of instructions..in 4 languages: 1. turn on printer 2. Go to hp.123.com 3. Download installation program) and see if there is any instructions on this error, none. They all have to do with NOT using setup cartridges to initiate a new printer. Mine is a reman so its way past the initial setup ink calibration process the thing has to do off the assembly line. I go into forum and they say to update the firmware. USB to laptop wont update firmware as you cant get it to read it, cant get the printer on my wifi as the setup screen is unavailable, its past the error screen. setup program crashes my Sons win7 laptop 3 times in a row, so I end up using my win10 rig, and the phone app to . Long story short is the black setup cartridge was bad. Printer worked fine on only the color set up cartridge and breezed me past the error screen (press OK to use one cartridge only) and then I got it up and running with the useless firmware update that didnt fix the initial problem. It took me 3 hours (and 4 days of back and forths on the HP website with some robot) to get around this error screen locking up the rest of the installation process when they could have just told me online and in emails to try each cartridge by itself, they did ask me to try a new cartridge but I told them I didnt have any as it came with 2 already). Printer works great, for $29 on sale its a very nice all in one scanner/copy/printer, HP Envy 5055. Just make sure you buy standard ink before you try and set it up. knockoff ink will work but wont show you your ink level. New printer can use setup ink for 100 pages according to website and my mom bought same printer new 6 months ago and just ran out of setup ink so it works fine when new, it was just the reman printer that may have the firmware glitch or bad installation process.
 
I bought the HP Officejet 6978. Worked great till about a month later it developed some strange noises. I had just replaced all 4 ink cartridges so when I took it back I saved the brand new cartridges. Got the replacement printer and worked great but when I replaced the cartridges the machine wouldn't recognize the slightly used cartridges. Called Customer Service which is in a 3rd world country and after some testing they said replace the printer. So they sent me one this time which worked fine but same thing when I tried to use the cartridges it wouldn't recognize them. I went out and bought new ones and worked fine. Ink sure is expensive 125 bucks for the 4 cartridges but this is in Canada of course.
 

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