funny pictures

diymirage · Jan 31, 2025

Ahoey said:
Sorry either that’s sic or View attachment 1716360449my opinion

its a bit morbid, but the joke is in the twist

Bobacuda · Jan 31, 2025

abdywgn · Jan 31, 2025

^^^^ just change "my daughter" to Wednesday Addams and you're good to go!

diymirage · Jan 31, 2025

Kern Dog said:
Number 5 is bullshit.

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Millennials that have no social skills may do this. Men do not.
Make the call. If the other person wants to take the call, they will. If not, they won't.
Number 5 reminds me of those gutless "rules" that were being advised for men to use when proceeding with a woman he wanted to have sex with.
May I kiss you?
Yes you may. Man kisses the woman
May I touch your right breast ?
Yes, please do. Man touches the boob.
May I touch your left breast ?
This is totally stupid and ruins the mood.
Be a man. Move in for the kiss, reach for the boob. If she resists, stop and leave her alone.

ok, i disagree with 3, 5, definitely 8, but then again...i put these up more for comic relief than anything else

diymirage · Jan 31, 2025

abdywgn said:
^^^^ just change "my daughter" to Wednesday Addams and you're good to go!

having her show up on the feet of my bed around midnite would only raise more questions

Kern Dog · Jan 31, 2025

diymirage said:
ok, i disagree with 3, 5, definitely 8, but then again...i put these up more for comic relief than anything else

A lot of the suggestions in the list are of the theme of being courteous to others, to not be a burden or to inconvenience others either.
Great guidelines to live by.