Gentelman Quiz

[Xcptshnl1]

Gentlemen Quiz
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Want to know if you're, or someone you know is a gentleman?

1. In the company of feminists, intercourse should be referred to as:
a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) Your blood-test results
c) Five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss Sports Center

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) Healthy, creative love-play
b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
a) The best part of the experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
a) No concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
c) A conservative estimate

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) A myth
b) An oxymoron
c) A moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) Appetizer is to entre
b) Priming is to painting
c) A queue is to an amusement park ride

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
b) Is uptight and a waste of time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place


If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.

If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.

If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking.

 

[ron spilman]

so... which bar you wanna go to!!!

 

[cudaspaz]

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Gentlemen Quiz


Want to know if you're, or someone you know is a gentleman?

1. In the company of feminists, intercourse should be referred to as:

c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

b) Your blood-test results ( good idea now days.)


3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously.( both A and B work for me.).

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) Healthy, creative love-play( C. is funny, but not worth it.)


5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
a) The best part of the experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra
d.)Not gonna touch this one.

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
a) No concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
c) A conservative estimate
d.) Ouch!

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) A myth
b) An oxymoron
c) A moron
d.) You gotta be sensitive to your Wife, but also feel the need to kill for her if the situation arized.

8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) Appetizer is to entre
b) Priming is to painting
Both A. and B.

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
b) Is uptight and a waste of time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
d.) Yuk.

If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.

If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.

If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking.
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I think the test is more geared for the "boys" rather than the "men."

 

[memike]

3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss Sports Center
I pick C :-D

 

[Rob]

That's classic! :-D

 

[grumpuscreature]

I always heard that a gentleman is someone who could count the hairs on a woman's crotch without getting wood. I guess I don't qualify since I could never get past wo.....


:downtown:

 

[FISHBREATH]

Is there a category for Neanderthal?

 

[alan627b]

The proper response is "Real men don't take quizzes"!