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Report: 82% Of Americans Name “Meteor To Hit Stadium” As Team They’re Rooting For In Super Bowl

By PFM Staff Updated: January 27, 2015

GLENDALE, AZ – A nationwide Harris poll released today indicates that 82% of Americans, when asked if they would rather see the New England Patriots or the Seattle Seahawks win Super Bowl XLIX this Sunday, instead wrote in “a giant meteor smashing directly into the stadium, completely obliterating every single player for both teams,” as their preferred rooting interest.


“Yeah, I’m fully on board ‘Team Meteor,’ said Nathan Caramello, 34. “Naturally, I don’t want the Patriots to win, for the obvious reasons: They’re a bunch of cheating bastards, Bill Belichick is evil incarnate, and Tom Brady, well, he just has that smug ******* face. But on the other hand, I sure don’t want Seattle to win either. Richard Sherman is kind of a prick, Pete Carroll is a low life, and all the 15-year-old Seahawks bandwagon fans are annoying enough as it is, without having back-to-back titles. So obviously, a deadly meteor crash is the only happy outcome I can cheer for in this game.”

“It doesn’t necessarily have to be a meteor,” countered Angela Gomez, 29. “A giant sink hole opening up right at the 50 yard line would work just as well. Or a tornado that rips perfectly down each team’s sidelines, but leaves all the spectators in the stands untouched. After all, I wouldn’t want the deaths of any innocent civilians to ruin the otherwise glorious destruction of these two annoying franchises.”

According to the poll, the meteor destruction of the two squads was not the only unusual reply to the Super Bowl related questions.

“We asked 500 respondents who they’d like to see win the Super Bowl MVP award,” said Allyssa Birth, Senior Research Analyst for the Harris Interactive Corporation. “43% answered, ‘whoever poisons the Gatorade supply of both teams,’ while 37% responded, ‘whoever places a deadly Indian Red scorpion deep within the sneakers of every single player.'”

Added Birth: “Interestingly enough, 0.2% of respondents said they would name as the Super Bowl MVP, ‘whoever rips the dick off that insufferable sea-shrimp Russell Wilson and stuffs it down his smarmy little throat,’ but we’re pretty sure that was just Aaron Rodgers.”



http://profootballmock.com/report-8...r-hit-stadium-team-theyre-rooting-super-bowl/
 
ramenth said:
all the 15-year-old Seahawks bandwagon fans are annoying enough as it is
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even worse is how everyone up here in Canada seems to think we should be cheering for the Seagulls because Seattle is close to the border (since most of BC jumped on the bandwagon last year).

screw that- Go ABS (Anyone But Seattle).
 
At work today, 300 feet down in a dam, there are Seahawks fans EVERYWHERE!!! This logo has been here quite awhile, no bandwagon : )
 

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My work made this video to support the Hawks!!!
 
Haters going to hate..everyone outside of New England saying the "Seachickens" are going to win..LMFAO they're not going to know what hit them..GO PATRIOTS..

By the way that Lynch guy is a real classless bag of ****!! what a f-ing moron!!!
 
stroked340 said:
Haters going to hate..everyone outside of New England saying the "Seachickens" are going to win..LMFAO they're not going to know what hit them..GO PATRIOTS..

By the way that Lynch guy is a real classless bag of ****!! what a f-ing moron!!!
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Not everyone, country is overall divided with New England holding a 51% to 49% chance last time I heard. IF NE does it, I'll tell you what I think hit, Gronk for one, Seattle has given up 13 touchdowns to Tight Ends this year, and he's the best. Also, overall, Billicheck is a mastermind, he might keep Seattle guessing enough to work Edleman in the slot with a balance of running Blount. We'll see, I really think it's going to be a good game, not the blowout you saw last year for sure...either way.

GO HAWKS!!!

P.S. Don't get too wrapped up in media day, Beast Mode doesn't talk ****, he doesn't talk much at all, except on the field. He also is very involved in community and his charity so back off jack.
 
71340Duster said:
Not everyone, country is overall divided with New England holding a 51% to 49% chance last time I heard. IF NE does it, I'll tell you what I think hit, Gronk for one, Seattle has given up 13 touchdowns to Tight Ends this year, and he's the best. Also, overall, Billicheck is a mastermind, he might keep Seattle guessing enough to work Edleman in the slot with a balance of running Blount. We'll see, I really think it's going to be a good game, not the blowout you saw last year for sure...either way.

GO HAWKS!!!

P.S. Don't get too wrapped up in media day, Beast Mode doesn't talk ****, he doesn't talk much at all, except on the field. He also is very involved in community and his charity so back off jack.
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Still should act more professional..but then again look at what i'm talking about..
 
in 48 hours Brady and the patriots will meet the legion of BOOM.
 
You "seachicken" fans are just like your team a bunch of "**** talkers"...you have NO answer for Gronk or Blount..your not playing one of those "WEAK" nfc teams tomorrow,you'll be going home with your tail between your legs...GO PATRIOTS!!!
 
Guess there is bound to be trash talk but I dont see the need for the name calling. I support the Seahawks, they are fun to watch but I know the Patriots could easily win the game as well and I have a lot of respect for them. Both teams 14-4, fairly evenly matched, could go either way. I figure it for a "big play" game that will put one of them over the top in an evenly matched football game. Oh yeah----Go Hawks!:coffee2:
 
stroked340 said:
You "seachicken" fans are just like your team a bunch of "**** talkers"...you have NO answer for Gronk or Blount..your not playing one of those "WEAK" nfc teams tomorrow,you'll be going home with your tail between your legs...GO PATRIOTS!!!
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We shall see who the sheot talker is. lmao
 
stroked340 said:
More like "SPLAT" when the Gronk runs right over your boy...GO PATRIOTS!!!
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Physics say you're right, Kam Chancellor gives up 2-3 inches and 30 lbs. to Gronk. But, like Sherman says "He damages peoples souls". Like that or not, he hits HARD.
 
71340Duster said:
Physics say you're right, Kam Chancellor gives up 2-3 inches and 30 lbs. to Gronk. But, like Sherman says "He damages peoples souls". Like that or not, he hits HARD.
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Sherman says a lot of stuff..lets see if he can back it up tomorrow....GO PATRIOTS..
 
DesertRat said:
Guess there is bound to be trash talk but I dont see the need for the name calling. I support the Seahawks, they are fun to watch but I know the Patriots could easily win the game as well and I have a lot of respect for them. Both teams 14-4, fairly evenly matched, could go either way. I figure it for a "big play" game that will put one of them over the top in an evenly matched football game. Oh yeah----Go Hawks!:coffee2:
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I agree that this game could go either way. I am very interested in the game planning/coaching too. Here's something some may not know about Seattles decision to go for the fake field goal in the NFC Championship game:

There was a Packers player named Jones who the Seahawks learned by watching film that tended to take an inside cut when lined up against a field goal attempt. If Jones was not on the field, the fake field goal wouldn't have been attempted, but he was, so they did. Billicheck is a mastermind, it should be a great chess match.
 
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