A robber breaks into a bar and goes straight for the cash register. He's about to jimmy open the drawer and take the loot, when he hears a voice in the darkness say, "God is watching you."
He turns around but doesn't see anyone, so he goes back to work with his crowbar. Again, he hears the voice, "God is watching you."
He turns toward the voice and this time sees a parrot cage in the corner. "****, it's only a parrot," he says. "Hey pretty bird, what's your name?"
"Moses," the parrot replies.
"That's a funny name. What a$$hole would name his parrot Moses?"
"The same a$$hole that names his Doberman God..."
He turns around but doesn't see anyone, so he goes back to work with his crowbar. Again, he hears the voice, "God is watching you."
He turns toward the voice and this time sees a parrot cage in the corner. "****, it's only a parrot," he says. "Hey pretty bird, what's your name?"
"Moses," the parrot replies.
"That's a funny name. What a$$hole would name his parrot Moses?"
"The same a$$hole that names his Doberman God..."
