skybolt
Well-Known Member
> A wealthy woman was being shown around a hospital. During her tour she
> passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
>
> "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgusting! ...... Why is he doing
> that?"
>
> The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that
> you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his
> testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five
> times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily
> rupture."
>
> ''Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay" said the woman..
> As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient
> ying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
> Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! Now tell me how that can be
> justified?"
>
> The doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness, better health plan."
> passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
>
> "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgusting! ...... Why is he doing
> that?"
>
> The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that
> you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his
> testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five
> times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily
> rupture."
>
> ''Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay" said the woman..
> As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient
> ying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
> Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! Now tell me how that can be
> justified?"
>
> The doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness, better health plan."
