How to catch an elephant

[krazykuda]

As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an elephant:

First, you need to dig a hole in the ground that is capable of holding an elephant.

Fill the hole with ashes.

Line the hole with peas.

And when your elephant comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.

 

[1970Duster]

Please, all you have to do is go to your local walmart and say hi to any of them walkin around, you can have your own elephant train on your way out.

 

[67 Power Wagon]

KUDA LOL :cheers:

I thought it be more like..........not gonna happen,.... the "Elephant" on these forums is 50 years old this year and is still going strong! :burnout:

 

[1968dartman]

Please, all you have to do is go to your local walmart and say hi to any of them walkin around, you can have your own elephant train on your way out.

Now that is funny SH_T!!! LOL

 

[67 Power Wagon]

I thought the Wal-Mart |"Elephant" was the local "Chain Gang" myself.. LMAO!!!!!!

 

[memike]

Thank you :glasses7: I needed a good laugh
I am still trying to understand why any one needs to catch one.:sign3:

 

[adriver]

How do you get it out of the hole?

 

[67dartgtgo]

How do you get it out of the hole?

Fill it with water?

 

[dartnabout]

I didn't know elephants liked peas!

 

[dartnabout]

Do you know how to catch a Polar Bear? Dig a big hole in the Ice...line it with peas and when he comes to take a pea kick him in the ice hole! And by the way....it's already got the water in it!

 

[krazykuda]

Ok then...


How do you eat an elephant?


One bite at a time.... (you can't swallow them whole...)

 

[65cuda360]

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun! How do you kill a pink elephant? Twist his nose till he turns blue and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun!

 

[67 Power Wagon]

.......well. aren't we all a bunch of grown-ups!

Elephants are said to be afraid of mice. so. surround an elephant with mice, it won't stomp over them!

 

[bruceo2011]

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun! How do you kill a pink elephant? Twist his nose till he turns blue and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun!

A Smurf's biggest concern is choking. How would anyone know???????????????

 

[65cuda360]

A helpful tip; An elephant's sex organs are in it's feet.....if one steps on you, you're F#&%ED!

 

[cannucky]

I always heard you fill the pit with nuts .

 

[diymirage]

why do elephants have those little red eyes ?

so you cant see them sitting in a cherry tree

what is an elephant in a cherry tree?

one less on the ground

what are two elephants in a cherry tree?

one more in the cherry tree

what are three elephants in a cherry tree?

one heck of a cherry tree

why shouldn't you pick cherries after sundown?

because the elephants are asleep and they will fall out of the cherry tree

why then do alligators have such flat snouts?

because they went cherry picking after sundown

 

[Daves69]

I am still trying to understand why any one needs to catch one.:sign3:

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