How To Find Out Almost Anything Using Google. (sticky maybe?)

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Google is the go to if my seven year old daughter hears me asking a question she says "just google it daddy"
 
ScampMike said:
pffft.. talk about not even trying - what the hell, did you take all the good stuff out that one too? ho hum - dumdedumdedum... still waiting..
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It's not something that happens like that.
It can't be forced, or hurried and sometimes takes months.
If you need things to happen quick so you can remember what to reply to, then you probably need to find someone else to follow around to hump their leg instead of me.
Show it to Mikey, he'll hump anything.

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cudascott said:
Google is the go to if my seven year old daughter hears me asking a question she says "just google it daddy"
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we have this on a poster at work - "I hate it when people call my boss to complain just because I answered all of their questions with 'I don't know, Google it f%^kface' " :lol:
 
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ScampMike said:
we have this on a poster at work - "I hate it when people call my boss to complain just because I answered all of their questions with 'I don't know, Google it f%^kface' " :lol:
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Yea, what's up with that.
You did say it politely and with a smile right? :D



ScampMike said:
I realize this of course - though I took you for an "off and running" type once the gates were opened.. sort of a "quick trigger" instant gratification kind of creature..
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Nope, not at all.
I waited over 6 years before I got the guy that vandalized and burned my 69 Roadrunner 440 Magnum.
They had to scrape him and his Harley both off the freeway, but he did live through it. (barely)
It was ruled a traffic accident, because he couldn't admit to arson and criminal vandalism to explain why I would do something like that on purpose.
I even sent him flowers in the hospital with a card that said "What's a *****? *****". :D
 
TrailBeast said:
Yea, what's up with that.
You did say it politely and with a smile right? :D





Nope, not at all.
I waited over 6 years before I got the guy that vandalized and burned my 69 Roadrunner 440 Magnum.
They had to scrape him and his Harley both off the freeway, but he did live through it. (barely)
It was ruled a traffic accident, because he couldn't admit to arson and criminal vandalism to explain why I would do something like that on purpose.
I even sent him flowers in the hospital with a card that said "What's a *****? *****". :D
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yeeesh - well, we're not vandalizing anything physical here - (thankfully! LOL) - all that chit goes WAY beyond ok... and the biker got what was coming to him.
And of COURSE I say it politely and with a smile - I wouldn't want to be misconstrued as being rude... I mean :wtf: - I'm not an animal! LOL
 
TrailBeast said:
Yea, what's up with that.
You did say it politely and with a smile right? :D





Nope, not at all.
I waited over 6 years before I got the guy that vandalized and burned my 69 Roadrunner 440 Magnum.
They had to scrape him and his Harley both off the freeway, but he did live through it. (barely)
It was ruled a traffic accident, because he couldn't admit to arson and criminal vandalism to explain why I would do something like that on purpose.
I even sent him flowers in the hospital with a card that said "What's a *****? *****". :D
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What's a nice way to thank someone who loosened my fuel pump bolts so I would be late getting to work the next day, and graduated to sabotage of company equipment? Forgiveness?
He is still employed there, I just got a new job somewhere else.
I did send a certified letter to the owners of the company, letting them know they have an employee who would damage the company to forward their personal interests.
Is that enough, or does he need sodium silicate in his engine, sand, loosened Schrader valves, potato in tailpipe?
Six years is very patient of you.
I forgave the man in Mechanicsville PA, who caused me to miss the birth of my second child, but when my next employer asked me to install equipment for that company, I flat out refused taking that assignment, and let them know why.
 
Darthomas said:
What's a nice way to thank someone who loosened my fuel pump bolts so I would be late getting to work the next day, and graduated to sabotage of company equipment? Forgiveness?
He is still employed there, I just got a new job somewhere else.
I did send a certified letter to the owners of the company, letting them know they have an employee who would damage the company to forward their personal interests.
Is that enough, or does he need sodium silicate in his engine, sand, loosened Schrader valves, potato in tailpipe?
Six years is very patient of you.
I forgave the man in Mechanicsville PA, who caused me to miss the birth of my second child, but when my next employer asked me to install equipment for that company, I flat out refused taking that assignment, and let them know why.
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Nah, I think being found with a saleable amount of drugs on company time and property would do it. :D
 
I dont even type google in the address bar. I type in what it is I am looking for. Boobs for example.
 
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